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Wednesday, 22 April 2009
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Currently
Dani California
By Red Hot Chili Peppers
see relatedfading out
dear nicky,
1. eminem was a great rapper... until he started becoming a singer.
2. i miss the beach and i'm gonna take my time to go to one this weekend.
3. i need to get a new camera.
4. i need to get a new cellphone.
5. i need to stop working hard and start working smart.
©kuyabimboy
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
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Inspirational Story: The Ticket
Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. The flashing red in his rear view mirror insisted he pull over quickly, but Jack let the car coast.
Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so often? When his car had slowed to 10 miles an hour, Jack pulled over, but only partially. Let the cop worry about the potential traffic hazard. Maybe some other car will tweak his backside with a mirror.
He slumped into his seat, the collar of his trench coat covering his ears. He tapped the steering wheel, doing his best to look bored, his eyes on the mirror. The cop was stepping out of his car, the big pad in hand.
Bob? Bob from church? Jack sunk farther into his trench coat. This was worse than the coming ticket. A Christian cop catching a guy from his own church. A guy who happened to be a little eager to get home after a long day at the office. A guy he was about to play golf with tomorrow.
Jack was tempted to leave the window shut long enough to gain the psychological edge but decided on a different tack. Jumping out of the car, he approached a man he saw every Sunday, a man he'd never seen in uniform.
"Hi, Bob. Fancy meeting you like this."
"Hello, Jack." No smile.
"Guess you caught me red-handed in a rush to see my wife and kids."
'Yeah, I guess." Bob seemed uncertain. Good.
"I've seen some long days at the office lately. I'm afraid I bent the rules a bit-just this once." Jack toed at a pebble on the pavement. "Diane said something about roast beef and potatoes tonight. Know what I mean?"
"I know what you mean. I also know that you have a reputation in our precinct."
Ouch. This was not going in the right direction. Time to change tactics.
"What'd you clock me at?"
"Seventy-one. Would you sit back in your car, please?"
"Now wait a minute here, Bob. I checked as soon as I saw you. I was barely nudging 65."
The lie seemed to come easier with every ticket.
"Please, Jack, in the car."
Flustered, Jack hunched himself through the still-open door. Slamming it shut, he stared at the dashboard. He was in no rush to open the window. The minutes ticked by. Bob scribbled away on the pad. Why hadn't he asked for a driver's license?
Whatever the reason, it would be a month of Sundays before Jack ever sat near this cop again. A tap on the door jerked his head to the left. There was Bob, a folded paper in hand. Jack rolled down the window a mere two inches, just enough room for Bob to pass him the slip.
"Thanks." Jack could not quite keep the sneer out of his voice. Bob returned to his car without a word.
Jack watched his retreat in the mirror, bottom teeth scratching his upper lip. When Bob vanished inside his car, Jack unfolded the sheet of paper. How much was this one going to cost?
Wait a minute. What was this? Some kind of joke? Certainly not a ticket. Jack began to read:
Dear Jack,
Once upon a time I had a daughter. She was six when killed by a car. You guessed it - a speeding driver. A fine and three months in jail, and the man was free. Free to hug his daughters. All three of them.
I only had one, and I'm going to have to wait until heaven before I can ever hug her again.
A thousand times I've tried to forgive that man. A thousand times I thought I had, Maybe I did, but I need to do it again. Even now. Pray for me. And be careful. My son is all I have left.
Bob
Jack shifted uncomfortably in his trench coat. Then he twisted around in time to see Bob's car pull away and head down the road. Jack watched until it disappeared. A full 15 minutes later, he, too, pulled away and drove slowly home, praying for forgiveness and hugging a surprised wife and kids when he arrived.
*****
got this story from here.
Monday, 20 April 2009
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bisdak
BALAOD!: Ayaw pag ininglis ug dili pod pwede mag tinagalog. Kinahanglan bisaya ra tanan imo mga tubag. Kasabot?
Unsa imong gusto mahitabo karon dayon?
>> mubalanse kog 999,999,999,999.99 sa akong ATM
Unsa imo gi buhat kaganiha buntag?
>> mata, kaligo, kaon, trabaho taman hapon
Kanus-a ka na tao?
>>sukad pas una
Taga Cebu ka?
>> di. lumad kong taga surigao
Naka adto naka sa General Santos?
>> wa pa man... kinsa na?
Naka adto naka sa Night Cafe sa Cagayan de Oro?
>> wa pod. hotel ramon ra.
Naka kaon na ka ug Pastel gikan Camiguin?
>> ay unsa pa peng! kalami ana!
Sa imong mga amigo, kinsa sa imong pag tan-aw ang pinaka gwapo/gwapa?
>> unahon jud ang akong uyab nga si angging, tapos ang akong manghod nga si mai
Naka kaon naka ug Durian?
>> o... giluod ko
Aha ka mas ganahan? Facebook o Friendster?
>> facebook ui... bisaya kaayu nang frenster
Naa kai Uyab?
>> naa
Kung naa, Kinsa?
>> si angging, katong mubo, insik, gamayg tiil nga gwapa, maalamon, lambing... sus! :D
Naka adto naka sa Kaamulan sa Bukidnon?
>> asa?
Naka pag 5-6 na ba ka sa Bombay?
>> wa oi
Sa imong mga amigo/amiga, kang kinsa ka pinaka gaka hadlok?
>> ako man guro ilang gikahadlokan
Sa imong mga amigo/amiga, kinsa ang pinaka kataw-anan?
>> si earl kadtong akong kauban sa opisina... ahak
Sa imong mga amigo/amiga, kinsa ang pinaka pala hubog?
>> sila tanan
Banggiitan ba ka nga tao?
>> ako pah! piyongan pa nako ang akong pagkabangiitan
Aha ka ga skwela?
>> sa ICCLS
Naka kita na ba ka ug Buaya sa Crocodile Farm sa Davao?
>> wa pako kaadto ngadto
Naka kita npod ba ka og Philippine Eagle?
>> mura...katong milupad tungod sa amu balay atong grade 5 pa ko... matay, daku man gyud tong langgama to... eagle jud to!
Naka adto naka ug Bohol?
>> aysus o oi!
Naka kita na ka ug Tarsier?
>> alangan! murag si ronron ug dagway!
Naka kita na ba ka ug baboy nga gi ihaw?
>> oo. mihilak gud tong akong manghod kay gidunggab man jud tong baboy sa li-og
Naka adto naka sa Camiguin?
>> wa pa... pohon mayng lawas
Ga kaon ba ka og Lanzones?
>> o oi. naay punuan ana sa taas sa among balay ngadtos ozamiz
Sa imong mga amigo/amiga, kang kinsa ka pinaka ga salig sa imong mga problema?
>> kang angging katong akong uyab
Naka pangotot na ba ka sa daghan tao?
>> o. bisan sa opisina...pero pahiyom lang bah
Naa ba kai Iro?
>> peste!
Kinsa imong gusto makit-an karon?
>> si jessica alba
GMA o ABSCBN?
>> ABS-CBN! mga korni ang GMA! wa-il pa jud ug mga artista! way lami!
Unsa imong gi panihapon kagabii?
>> barbekyu ug puso' nga gipalit nako sa atbang sa balay
Unsa imong plano buhaton pagka human nimo mag Internet?
>> matog
Unsa imo buhaton karon gabii?
>>uhm... kanang... kuan bah...
Kang kinsa ka pinaka gaka sumhan?
>> mga way lami nga tawo
Unsa imong kalingawan?
>> mangodak ug tsiks
Ga palit ba ka ug Peke nga DVD?
>> oo oi!
Nag lisod ba ka ug tubag ani nga kailangan bisaya ra imong mga tubag?
>> wa man!
Sunday, 19 April 2009
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Currently
Dies Irae-The Essential Choral Collection
see relatedon choosing to be agnostic
dear nicky,
the idea of good and evil is man-made. more so is the idea that there are gods, goddesses, deities, monsters and white-rice-powder-faced serial-killer geishas who represent each side. it's kinda like north and south of the morality plane and i'm stuck-dead in the middle of it. why? that's exactly the reason... i ask the "why" question. why is killing considered evil when people go to war to fight for what's worth fighting for? why is sex considered taboo when it is necessary for the continuation of the human race? why do the faithful say that there is divine providence? why do the atheists say the there's no divine providence? and why do some people tell me to spell divine providence as Divine Providence? and the list goes on... but of all these questions i've asked, nobody ever gave me a straight answer. all i get is have faith; why do you ask such questions? you don't ask those questions!; because it's how it is; i pity your ignorance; and my personal favorite, don't start.
no need to spark an opinion battle. it's never cool to start one. i'd prolly just end up asking why again.
©kuyabimboy
.:different drummers::.
If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong.
Or if I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view.
Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly.
Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be.
I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you.
I may be your spouse, your parent, your offsping, your friend, or your colleague. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right -- for me. To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you embrace my ways as right for you, but that you are no longer irritated or disappointed with me for my seeming waywardness. And in understanding me you might come to prize my differences from you, and, far from seeking to change me, preserve and even nurture those differences.
-- excerpted from david kiersey
Saturday, 18 April 2009
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Currently
Ultra Blue
By Hikaru Utada
see relatedi wonder
dear nicky,
i think i have this special loathing for authority...like i don't wanna be bossed around and stuff. but curiously i always end up being the one who reluctantly follows the rules. i don't like that. i think i need a new job...again.
©kuyabimboy
Thursday, 16 April 2009
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Currently
Patapon 2
By Sony Computer Entertainment
see relatedlike duh
dear nicky,
it turns out that getting my PC connected to the internet has its drawbacks. remember what i said yesterday about the bills i gotta pay? well, yeah, the one for electricity just doubled. gah. i'd better find a way to live without overnight torrent downloading soon or else i'd end up without my lunch money. wish me luck.
ja matta ashita...
©kuyabimboy
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
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Currently
Under the Bridge/Give It Away
By Red Hot Chili Peppers
see relatedpayday schwayday
dear nicky,
it's payday once again. not much, but just enough to offset my ever-so-special myriad of bills. need i mention the rent as well. all these years, and i still manage to maintain my status quo as a break-even man. hey it's a tough job, but somebody has to do it.
wish me luck with my savings
i'll see you tomorrow
©kuyabimboy
Tuesday, 14 April 2009
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Currently
Annie Leibovitz: Life Through a Lens
By Annie Leibovitz
see relatedpost-processing
dear nicky,
it's hot as hell outside. a couple of hours back we went out to buy some groceries and it was scorching-hot that i could just scream. i miss the rainy days. i really do.
anyway, i get the day off so i was online most of the time. when kate came home, she introduced me to some pictures taken by annie leibovitz, the famous celebrity photographer. well, i didn't know she was famous until i looked her up on wiki. moving forward, seeing her works really sparked this sudden urge for me to practice post-processing again. anyway, the weather's too unfriendly for me to go out and shoot, so might as well do what i can while i'm stuck indoors. leibovitz' colors seem to be subdued and mostly lean to the cooler side, with strong black contrasts. i was able to barely duplicate what i think might be the right tonal curves and vignetting but i'm stuck with this problem on how to properly get a similar skinwork - same goes for the hair. i mean, it looks as if it was a matisse-inspired painting. anyway, i'll just leave it at that. need to read up more on how to work with PS.
©kuyabimboy
Monday, 13 April 2009
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Currently
Elektra - The Director's Cut (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)
By Jennifer Garner, Goran Visnjic, Will Yun Lee, Kirsten Prout, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
see relatedtop three
- mel
THREE NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
- kuyabimboy
- manyakTHREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE:- september 11
- september 17
- october 11
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES:- net
- watch porn
- write today's blog
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT KAHIT SA BAHAY LANG:- net
- bb kate
- porn
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:- nikon d300 kit
- intel core i7-based cpu
- lots and lots of money... mwahahaha!TOP THREE PERSONS U LOVE SO MUCH:
- me
- kate
- my family (well ah, 4 sila)TOP THREE REASONS YOU ANSWER THIS SURVEY:- they said if i won't, a headless girl will come and kill me in my sleep
- i just don't know what to do
- beats thinking of that to write next
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Currently
Daredevil - The Director's Cut [Blu-ray]
By Ben Affleck, Erick Avari, Paul Ben-Victor, Pat Crawford Brown, Jude Ciccolella
see relatedof faces and books
dear nicky,
jac made a dare to complete the "1001 movies you gotta see before you die" well, before i die, of course. so far i've only seen 59 of them. oldest of which is Nosferatu. just a thought, why don't they have iron man in it?
hey if you ever wonder what i'm up to on the internet when i'm at home or even in the office, you should know that to satisfy your inquiry, you can just look me up in some social networking website... go check my facebook profile. but since you're just my blog, you can just sit there and lemme rant my way to oz if you may. sheesh. anyway, i decided to sign up for facebook a couple of months ago. well, prior to me bringing you back to life and giving you a decent name. it was a little confusing at first but once i got the hang of it, i just can't stop myself from checking it almost every second. even at the office, a lot of the guys are hooked into it, most especially when they're all playing mafia wars. yeah, i was hooked into the browser game but soon lost interest...as always. i hope the bosses won't be able to read this note or we're all dead.
people just luuuurve posting status updates to whatever they can think of to write next to their names. for me, i go like "mel is thinking of what interesting thing to write in this box right now." man, that sucks. but to be realistic, i admit that the instant celebrity feel that i get from these sites are real ego-boosters. people just love to know that other people are checking out what they're up to. kinda like the big brother show - only you're volunteering yourself to the peering eyes of the public.
but then again, social networking is all buzz, man. as all other things are. it's like the new flavor-of-the-month thing. i'm not sure how long it's gonna stay but i bet i'm gonna be hooked into this for a long time. take friendster for example. mine's already five years old, and it has witnessed my gradual evolution from this scrawny puny nerdy geeky science project to a hunk-o-lard that i am now. pero gwapo gihapon. it looks as if the internet is where all the people live in already. the world is small. and i'm in it.
i need a vacation. a very long vacation.
©kuyabimboy
Sunday, 12 April 2009
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Currently
Bleed It Out
By Linkin Park
see relatedcatharsis catharsis
ey nicky,
you couldn't really think that i'd go up in flames for all the things i did in the past now, could you? forget it. it's just one of those stupid intros. i'd just like to take this opportunity to let it be known that i'm not an emo. i'm too old to be emo. well i was an emo and i loved emos a long time ago but not now no more.
well i found my lifesaver in kate. if not for her, i'd still be a beat-up pulp, sulking in a dark, damp corner of hell's abyss (that was an overstatement). but really. she is. and i think she's a keeper. so i'm not gonna let her get away. not this time. never. ever. i love her way too much already and she does to me too...what more could i ever ask for? truth be told, she's actually my first girlfriend. ('',) okay go on laugh all you want, losers! yeah. good. if you've even took the time to notice, i'm actually a happier man than several years back. i just wish i could do the same for her. be her lifesaver when she needs one. always there for her whenever she needs me. and i intend on keeping to that. i swear it.
okay gotta go.
i'm on a call.
©kuyabimboy -

Currently
Left 4 Dead
By Electronic Arts
see relatedit's aliiive!
so there i was. stuck in the middle of the deep black ocean of undead zombies, their shadows casting a dark mast of terror into the hearts of weary survivors. but no. not me. i'm just here to blow their brains off. nothing personal. pass the salt, charlie. now!
dear nicky, (that's what i'm gonna call you from now on. get used to it.)
happy easter!
it's been almost two years since my last log and now i'm back with a vengeance. (okay the last part was cheesy. you can skip it if you like) i dunno where to start telling you all that has ever happened to me since then. i decided to write you a note just to let you know that i'm still here to lay waste on your pages whenever i'm bored, depressed and out of brain-juice. now, i'm just dead-bored. depressed? maybe. and don't ask about by brain-juice...it's long gone. can't even count right. in any case, i appreciate you still being around and no matter how i say in the past that i'll be taking you down, iwouldcan never ever do that to you. and the thing about me abandoning you, well...consider it as a very long hiatus. so i guess we can call it quits now, eh?
anyway, i've changed a lot since my last post. superficially i've gained tons of weight, grew a poorly-shaven beard, my skin color changed to s bright greenish tint, and i haven't cut my hair for 3 months. think sean connery as the incredible hulk. well, with an afro. whatever.
i've moved to another company, same job though, but i can still write. and the paycheck's great. mai has graduated from nursing school and soon, she's gonna be working in the airport. i just can't feature that. jang has quit the school job just last month and she's now working in singapore...i don't think she's a head shrink there no more. and by the way, i still owe her a cup of starbucks. kate's doing fine. she's taught me a lot of things. a LOT. and as for gai... well, haven't heard much from her anymore. i still can't think of anything to talk about if i even wanted to thumb-talk to her. i just can't.
ugh. i need to keep this short. i'll see you tomorrow.
©kuyabimboy
Saturday, 19 May 2007
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pataka lang...just wondering though why a lot of the friendster people are displaying their beach pictures...
Wednesday, 16 May 2007
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Currently Watching
Apocalypto [Blu-ray]
By Raoul Trujillo, Fernando Hernandez, Gerardo Taracena, Rudy Youngblood, Dalia Hernandez
see related
never underestimate the power of the dark side. bwahaahahahahahha!!!! [evil laugh]
...and now, fan service.... service service service...
Val Sotto [Kiko Machine]
Sa bigote palang pamatay
Panlalo idol ko machong-macho
Kapatid niya si tito at si vic
Ngunit siya ang pinaka gwapo idol ko ohhh
Si val sotto
Va va va va val sotto ang pangalan niya
Sa kanya walang kokontra sa kanila siya ang bida
Sikat na sikat sa sop opera
Dati pamatay ang bigote
Pagdatin sa babae
Machong-macho gwapong-gwapo
Idol ko si val sotto
Repeat chorus:
Val sotto
Ikaw ang laging nasaakin
Ikaw ang modelo na isang tunay na lalaki tumutupad
Maginoo!
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